1) They are mean stoopid heads that always say hurty things.
2) General stench.
3) They are not mind readers, which makes them largely inadequate partners for most women.
4) They don’t seem to understand that there’s a big difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
5) They often say inappropriate comments towards women such as…
“Excuse me Miss, I would like to express that I do very much enjoy your torso, my eyeball thoroughly relishes the ilk of your whole throat to base chakra loveliness. I in fact bask in its overall contents. I give considerable kudos to you upon the creation & maintenance of that general region & it’s current delicious form. Now, perhaps may I have a taste?”