1) A PC retains the smell of urine around 3 days longer than a Mac.
2) Sometimes a PC will grow arms and attempt to steal all your jewellery.
3) For every Mac that is sold, Steve Jobs gets a new set of angel wings to put in his heavenly closet.
4) Chuck Norris owns a Mac.
5) The money saved on choosing a PC over a Mac is most often used to buy baby-seal clubbing implements