1)  A PC retains the smell of urine around 3 days longer than a Mac.

2)  Sometimes a PC will grow arms and attempt to steal all your jewellery.

3)  For every Mac that is sold, Steve Jobs gets a new set of angel wings to put in his heavenly closet.

4)  Chuck Norris owns a Mac.

5)  The money saved on choosing a PC over a Mac is most often used to buy baby-seal clubbing implements

Why own a Mac instead of a PC?

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