You know those photos you see that everybody takes? Yep, I refer to those photos in the dreamy paradise locations around the world. You’re sitting at work in the office and see some photos come through on
If you look in the mirror and see a face, then it’s unlikely that you’re a potato. Potatoes don’t have faces. Feel how thick your skin is, if it’s quite thin then you might be a potato, but if it’s
What is it with women, huh? Well, particularly women in their 20s, I mean Dude! I know there are oodles of really funky, good-golly-miss-molly women-folk around the place, but then there are the others. I’d like to briefly focus
1) Always wear a sturdy pair of safety goggles. 2) Steer clear of any acid rivers near your house.
Right, so let’s continue… After some jolly warming up, now let’s get stuck into some relationship nitty-gritty. From what I’ve come across in my vast experience, when guys and girls are asked to create a list of what they
Hey baby, what’s shakin’? Piss off you stupid jerk. I want you to listen to me very closely… your unconscious nose… that’s right. You’re thinking those thoughts you’re thinking, and it’s a good thing to think those thoughts, and
Hey baby, what’s shakin’? Piss off you stanky loser jerk! How do you know I’m a Jerk? I know what jerks look like, and you look like a jerk! What specifically makes me look like a jerk to
May 2004 Until now, only my family knew what was going on while I was stuck in a whole lot of crap in a smelly town of mainland Fiji. Now, I am back in the wonderful land of Oz,